stars-collected:

which one of your otp is the knight and which one is the potion seller

9:44pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PogkJR
(3919)   Filed under: fuucK 

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

image

9:42pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PogDPG
(200849)  


sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

9:42pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PogApZ
(281707)   Filed under: is sarah palan made of crab meat yes 

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

9:35pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PodrlZ
(177834)  

grawly:

dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play

9:35pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PodnF2
(222192)   Filed under: NEVER GETS OLD 


terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

9:32pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1Pod6D8
(77659)  

luzzbightyear:

THANKS MOM. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR COLLEGE

luzzbightyear:

THANKS MOM. EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR COLLEGE

9:32pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1Pod1CH
(796)  

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

image

damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

9:32pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1Poc-SK
(206424)  


corrwill:

I applaud, Chris.

9:32pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1Poctk1
(101006)  

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

9:30pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PocVEm
(90897)  

lokimylord:

iplemons:

juvi-fullbuster:

there are people in the fandom who can

  • write fanfictions
  • draw fanarts
  • create gifs
  • think of theories
  • edit stuff

and then there’s me

But there’s you, who

  • Read our fanfictions
  • Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts
  • View our gifs
  • Support our theories
  • Are amused by our edits

You are just as important as the rest of us.

Thank you

9:30pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PocQxw
(118284)  

unchangeablexangel:




bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

unchangeablexangel:

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

this post got better

9:30pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PocNe_
(436557)  


badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

9:29pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PobyBj
(234590)  


ruinedchildhood:

OG jimmy

9:27pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PobJSw
(76492)  


susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

9:26pm  |  URL: http://tmblr.co/ZhEC1u1PobHFg
(54272)  

MEROKU